I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
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That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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