better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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