im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
fuck your aforementioned shoe
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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