We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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