So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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