he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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