Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
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well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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