You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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