She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The beers last night were like the tears from god
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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