do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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