On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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