she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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