i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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