i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
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I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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