i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
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Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
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I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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