Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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