I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
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I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
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It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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