You work out of a Hotel?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
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This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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