I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
You made out with two different species that night
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You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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