first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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