are you still at the devil's house?
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
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I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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