let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
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i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
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This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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