this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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