Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
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i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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