Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
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That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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