I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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