dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
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How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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