It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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