dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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