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(504): View more from Louisiana

My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.

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(618): View more from Illinois

Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.

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(562): View more from California

I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment

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(516): View more from New York

my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing

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(614): View more from Ohio

First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..

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