You made me cry and you don't even care
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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