My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He shit in the fireplace
Randomize
