i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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