What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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