what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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