The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
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I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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