Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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