You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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