i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I got inside last night via doggy door
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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