Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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