so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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