He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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