chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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