Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Randomize