David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
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Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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