READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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