i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
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I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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