just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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