I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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