you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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