All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
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I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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