Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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