i already hear my dad disowning me
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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