idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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